Kangaroo Court

The Chief of the esteemed Kangaroo Court is R. Prasad of Australia, who has given us permission to post these judgments from the land Down Under.

***Judgments are reprinted with the exclusive permission of the
Kangaroo Court. Copyrights remain with the original author.

Attorney-General (Cth) v Ronald the Troll & Ors
The Attorney-General for the Commonwealth of Australia brings an action in trespass, alleging that a family of trolls are unlawfully occupying the toll booths at the Southern end of the Sydney Harbour Bridge.
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In re God; ex parte Sydney Astronomy Society
The Sydney Astronomy Society brings an application for interlocutory relief against God for allegedly allowing his clouds to hover over the Society's Observatory, hampering any attempt to view the sky through the Observatory’s telescopes.
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Wafting v Environment Protection Authority
The appellant, Mr Wafting, appeals to the Full Kangaroo Court of Australia a conviction and sentence in the Land and Environment Court of three statutory flatulence offences.
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Noddy v The Queen
Noddy pleads guilty to dangerous driving occasioning death failing to stop after an accident. Toyland District Court sentences him to 7 years imprisonment without parole for a period of 5 years. Noddy applies for leave to appeal the sentence.
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Malfoy v Hogwarts
Draco Malfoy sues the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry after allegedly sustaining an injury as a result of the tortious actions of a poltergeist on the school premises.
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